Stories By: Eugene Carmen
| Even Zombies Have to Eat | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| A Halloween Themed Story | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 2 | Votes: 24 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Kristen Just Doesn't Listen | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Wrote for co worker | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| The Rustic Muffin | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Mom and Pop Place | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Friendship | ||
| World's Greatest Navy Part 9Austrailia | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Shellback Initiation Crossing The Line (Equator) | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Biography | ||
| Noah From Alcoa | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Co worker story | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Conrad The Male Mobile Stripper | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Conrad Has An AMC Pacer And A Mobile Stripper Business | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Jamie's Cryin' | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| A Parody to Van halen's Song Jamie's Cryin' | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Other Type Song | ||
| The World's Greatest Navy Part 8 Austrailia | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| A Visit To Austraila | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Biography | ||
| Eeny | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Test | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Articulate | ||
| Josh Riser, Secret Agent Man | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Wrote This For A Co Worker Who Is From Britian | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Nina Has Become Meaner | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Wrote This For A Co Worker | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| World's Greatest Navy Part 7 | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| USS California Western Pacific Cruise 1985 | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Biography | ||
| Miss Piggy Dumps Kermit The Frog | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Miss Piggy wants to explore her sexual boundaries | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| World's Greatest Navy Part 6 | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Still On The USS California | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Full Story - Biography | ||
| A Fire In the Kitchen | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| If You Can't Cook Stay Out Of the Kitchen | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Manson Hanson Dancin' | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Dedicated to a Coworker | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Nerdy White Boy | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| A Parody to Foreigner's Dirty White Boy | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Other Type Song | ||
| Detergent | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Parody of Foreigner's Song Urgent | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Other Type Song | ||
| World's Greatest Navy Part | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Continued USS California CGN 36 | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Biography | ||
| My Nguyen Joins A Cult | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Always Joking About My Joining A Cult Let's Make It Happen | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Full Story - Funny | ||
| World's Greatest Navy Part 5 USS California | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| My First Duty Station The USS California CGN 36 | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Full Story - Biography | ||
| World's Greatest Navy Part 4 | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| My 20 Years In the World's Greatest Navy | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Full Story - Biography | ||
| A Girl Named Horse Puckey | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Raised By The Wakatoo Tribe | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| World's Greatest Navy Part 3 | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| My 20 Years In the World's Greatest Navy | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Biography | ||
| The Urban Electric Company Rap | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Dedication To Our Team At Urban Electric Company | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Hip Hop | ||
| World's Greatest Navy Part 2 | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Boot Camp | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Biography | ||
| My Time In the World's Greatest Navy Part 1 | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| My 20 Years In the World's Greatest Navy | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Military | ||
| Sanitary Lover | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Parody of Imaginary Lover by The Atlanta Rhythm S | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Other Type Song | ||
| Hot and Mild In the City | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| parody of Hot Child In the City song by Nick Gilder from the seventies | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Other Type Song | ||
| Listen To Mark Sanchez | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| All about the Quarterback for the New York Jets | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Comedy | ||
| Detergent | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Remix of Foreigner's hit Urgent | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| There's No Dancin' To Hanson | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Hansons? Who still loves them? | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| Lockout Tagout | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Experience it, not!! | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| I'm Pajammin' | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Who likes pajamas? | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| The Love Between Us | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Marriage isn't always great. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Love | ||
| The Life and Times of Sourmash | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| What a life!! | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| Doobie | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| True Life Experience | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| My Tan Secret is Wood Stain | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Please don't try this!! | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| I'm A Plowboy | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| A parody of Bon Jovi's Wanted Dead or Alive | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Rock | ||
| Ridin' Dirty On My Moped | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| The Moped a mode of transportation I guess. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| Leftovers From All Over Buffet | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Just think of this when you eat at buffet | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| What's Torrie Spelling? | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Names to be poked at. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| You Say... What About Me | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Break up, no communication | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Other Type Song | ||
| Warehouse 317 | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| My Work Place | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Other | ||
| My Girl Anna Conda | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| What a Woman!! | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| I Pick My Nose | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Dedicated to al nose excavators out there. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| The Honeywagon Has Returned | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| It's back and I love it!! | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| Where Are They Now | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Some famous children's characters I have an update on. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| Follow the Rules | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| The Honeywagon Rules | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Sugerland Express (Honeywagon's Replacement) | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Farewell Honeywagon | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| Running From the Po Po | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| The Po Po | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| At Bubba's We Spend the Night | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Don't ever get involved with Bubba!! | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| Bubba Spent the Night | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Everyone knows a Bubba. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| She's A Bubbalette | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| She is out there, be aware!! | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| Her Facial Hair | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| This woman needs to shave. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Poem - Funny | ||
| Addicted to Gloves | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Gloves, my love | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| I Move Out and Only Take the Mayonnaise | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Food, the love of it. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Minnie Got Caught Cheatin' | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Mickey and Minnie finally break up, congrats to Eva. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Beaver Spends the Night At The Brady Bunch | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| At The Brady Bunch | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Adventure | ||
| Trailer Trash Gift Shop | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| This is what I picture such a gift shop would be like. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Bigfoot Likes Breck Shampoo | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Imagine seeing Bigfoot washing his hair with Breck Shampoo | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| They Call Me Busta Pheasant | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| What a name!! | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Lucky Seven Falls Below Zero | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Kids need role models more than ever. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Introspective | ||
| Happy Mother's Day | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| I wish to thank all moms who make life possible. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Inspiration | ||
| Court Street Philosopher | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Every town has one | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Toothpaste Sandwich | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Yuck!! | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| I Talk To Chickens | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| This was fun to write | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| It Is Fixable | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Fixing problems | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Introspective | ||
| Lou's Diamond Phillips Screwdriver | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Another fun name to create something. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Why Is Clay Aiken? | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Names are fun to do stuff with. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Pardon My Dolly | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| nothing personal just my line of work | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Help Me Remember | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Childhood Memories | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Children | ||
| A Girl Named Puddin' | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| She has an appetite, can yopu satisfy it? | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Beaver Spends the Night With The Brady Bunch | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Only the best involved in this one. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| When Twinkie the Kid Battled Captain Cupcake | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Remember those Hostess commercials | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Eugene | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| The streoypical name of Eugene | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Her Assets | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| A woman's way of life | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Women\'s Fiction | ||
| Good Times Bar and Grill | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| This really does happen at a real bar here where I live. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Memory Lane | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Look back and see yourself as a child | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Reflections | ||
| Mr. Turducken | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Food with a side dish of funny | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Ghetto Rap | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| I watched the movie 8 mile with my son, so I wrote this. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Hopefuls | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Eveyone wants their 15 minutes of fame | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Pop | ||
| Eating | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| People and their eating habits | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| Which Is Worse | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Decisions | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Funny | ||
| When the Sparks No Longer Fly | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Losing the magic of love | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Pop | ||
| Pork Skins | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| poking fun at the skins | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Everybody Has An Unfinished Song | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Sometimes no matter how hard you try | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| Bridges I have Burned | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| People make other people mad | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Pop | ||
| Memories of My Brother | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| The death of my youngest brother | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Death | ||
| Ridin' Low | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| The rise and fall of a gangsta | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| People In Bars | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| The regulars do happen | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Thoughts and Ramblings | ||
| America\'s War | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Our real war going on in own back yard | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Life | ||
| A Hard Mix Between Heaven and Hell | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Which side is your bread buttered on? | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Jenny Coal | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Beware of Jenny Coal she\'s out there | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Red Necks | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other Type Song | ||
| Boondocks or Sticks | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other Type Song | ||
| Solution | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Problems in society | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Laura\'s Bush | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Read and enjoy | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other Type Song | ||
| Thank You | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Dedication to our brave men and women | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Military | ||
| Keep Me Under Control | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| I am now domesticated | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Black and Blue | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Everybody is a little Black and Blue | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other Type Song | ||
| Working the System | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Welfare abuse | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Life's Lessons | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Learn and Live | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Madeline | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| A true love | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| All About the V Word | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| A song about a vigelante | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| Life and Death | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Some things are meant to stay the way they are. | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| I Threw Them Away | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Blues | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - R&B | ||
| My Certification | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Other Type Song | ||
| Dear God Help Us Not See In Color | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Christian Music | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Other Type Song | ||
| Intelligent Design | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Other Type Song | ||
| Z Lovely 39 | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Other Type Song | ||
| Inside Jane | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Other Type Song | ||
| Get Your 4-1-1 from 5-2-9 | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other Type Song | ||
| Keep My Soda Cold | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other Type Song | ||
| Master Pimp/Ultimate Red Neck | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other Type Song | ||
| Trailer Park Body | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other Type Song | ||
| Awesome Foursome | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other Type Song | ||
| Ho of the Year | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other Type Song | ||
| My Wig | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Other Type Song | ||
| I Can Finally Drive | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Other Type Song | ||
| Medusa's Brother | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Hip Hop | ||
| Wrestling Entertainment | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Hip Hop | ||
| Pimp Master and the Ultimate Red Neck | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: lyric - Hip Hop | ||
| Broken Hearts bar | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Lonely | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other Type Song | ||
| Don't You Wish You Could Dress Like Me | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| 1-800-SO-FINE | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| Life Insurance | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Blues | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| The Blues Can Be So mean | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Blues | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| Trailer Romance | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Humor | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| In The Spotlight | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Rock Story | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| It Was Our Turn At Bubba's To Spend The Night | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| When Nature Calls | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Animal Friends | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Friendship | ||
| The Price To Pay | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| My First Screenplay | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other | ||
| The Deserving | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| My second screenplay, the first 23 pages | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Introspective | ||
| Sleepless Nights | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Love Song | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other Type Song | ||
| Owning My Own Sweatshop | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| But Your Body Can Break a Man\'s Bank | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Box of Letters | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Love | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other Type Song | ||
| The Rich Get Richer, The Poor Get Poorer | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Blues | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| The Sweat On My Brow Is the Burn In My Eyes | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Blues | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| Rockin' At The House Of Blues | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Blues | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| Practice What You Preach | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Blues | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| Hammer to the Nail | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Blues | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| Reunion Road | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Country | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other Type Song | ||
| Out Of Mind | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Blues | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| Full Time Wife, Full Time Mom, Part Time Me | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| A Dedication To My Wife | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Pop | ||
| Lazy Hound Dog Blues | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Blues | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| In Debt Blues | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Blues | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| Gimme Back My Blues | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Blues | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| Caught in between | Eugene carmen | Homepage |
| Country | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Other Type Song | ||
| Your Restaurant Gave Me Diarrhea | Eugene carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Your Breath Makes Me Gag | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| You Left a Dirt Ring | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| Trailer Trash Lane | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Pimpin' Out My Hoes | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Mr. Rogers In Da Hood | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Inbred White Trash Cream of the Crop | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| I Lost My Green Card | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| I Haven't Changed My Drawers In 5 Days | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| I Got Burnt By a Ho | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Hokey Poke | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| From the Back of a Garbage Truck | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Bootylicious | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Sesame Street Buns | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| With my Wifebeater Shirt I Get Things Done | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| I Got Broken Teeth, You Got a Black Eye | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - R&B | ||
| Honey Wagon | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Bootycyze Me | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Cruisin' With My Homies On Four Doughnuts | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Rollin' In My Pacer | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
| Hoochie Koochie Bop | Eugene Carmen | Homepage |
| Comical Rap | ||
| Read | Buy/Use | Current Rating: 3 | Votes: 1 | Category: Short Story - Hip Hop | ||
