My Nguyen Joins A Cult
This Cult is governed by the 4th generation male of David Koresh
He promised My that the next human sacrafice would not be of My's flesh
As My stands on the Cult's Pentegram
This is their pride and joy, autographed by the Son of Sam
My notices all the stuufed Disney animals surrounding the Cult
You know disney, Mr. Walt
It is a matter of Cult pride
So what if David lied
My would be the next sacrifice
My's blood turns cold as ice
My knows there is only one way out of the trap
He begins repeating over and over The Urban Electric Company Rap
David gets so sick of hearing it, he says I've had enough
"We will let you go, but the repercussions will be tough
They make him leave with wearing one shoe
He is forced to ingest a bottle of Elmer's Glue
He is sent out with no food or cash
He is forced to drink sour milk from a dirty glass before he leaves
The cult knows soon he will have the dry heaves
As the Cult releases My, they know not all is a loss
They smile and look at Cult member David Hasslehoff
My never explains what has caused this
The Cult now has My's unstoppable direct deposit
My has a degree in Social Biology
Cults really do suck, ask former members of Scientology
This is not all of My's fault
Just use discrestion when you join a Cult
