Even Zombies Have to Eat
Even Zombies Have to Eat
Banquet, Swanson, Hormel, Zombies are not too choosy
They will eat anything, they prefer a dime store floozy
Frozen pot pies sour milk turns to cottage cheese
They prefer a human some drug dealer sleaze
Nabisco, Frito lay, General Mills
They want human especially those rape and steal
Raw spaghetti and uncooked meatballs
They want to eat humans committing serious crimes and breaking the law
The will eat a classic campfire favorite smores
Zombies have standards they don’t want an STD they will eat whores
