Detergent | By: Eugene Carmen | | Category: Poem - Funny Bookmark and Share


Detergent You're not dry, you nearly drowned You wanna cry, your whites are turning brown You hang your clothes up and go in to town The coins you give, you watch them tumble round and round Got a dryer, the noise is insane , burnin' socks, but you don't feel no shame Your desire, is insane, gotta stop and buy it again But sometimes I wonder as I look in your eyes That maybe you're thinking of some other way to dry But I know, yes I know, how to treat your clothes right That's why you call me in the middle of the night You say it's detergent, so much detergent, so-oh-oh much detergent... Just you wait and see, how much detergent, I buy generously, it's detergent... With your style, on the line, you're undrewear The care directions are so hard to find, you ate corn, that's detremental You're so extreme, you can be so temperamental But I'm not looking for a smellthat will last I know what I need and I need it fast Yeah, there's one thing in common that we both share That's a need for for clean underwear Gotta get some detergent, so much detergent, you know it's all about detergent I wanna tell you it's the same for me, ooh-oooh, so-oh-oh much detergent Just you wait and see, how much detergent, how clean our clothes can be, it's detergent. We say it's detergent, make it fast, make it detergent Do it quick, clean with detergent, gotta wash, make it detergent...Want it quick Detergent detergency detergency...detergent, detergency, detergency... Detergent, Detergent, Detergent, Detergent, detergency Detergent, Detergent, Detergent, Detergent, detergency, so urgent, emergency Deter-(ooh-oooh) deter-(ooh-oooh) deter-(ooh-oooh) It's detergent So much detergent...

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