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Blonde Locked In Car

Blonde is sitting in her car.

Blonde thinks shes locked in her car.
Blonde calls the police.

Blonde says,"Sir.I think I'm locked in my car."
Officer says,"Ma'am, where are your keys?"
Blonde says,"I think there outside my car."
Officer says,"Ma'am, do you see the handle?"
Blonde says,"Yes."
Officer says,"Pull it."
Blonde pulls it and...
Blonde says,"Now I hear this beeping sound."
Officer says,"That's the kind of sound a car
makes when the keys are in the ignition."
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