Poor car crash guy
There was this man, he was driving home from work one night when he lost control of his car. He was uninured but the steering wheel had got stuck inside his underwear. He staggered out of his car and saw a bar in the distance. He walked over towards the bar, and went inside. He sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. Everyone was quiet for a while, but then, the barman said,
'Hey, what you got in your underwear?'
The man shrugged and said,
'Dunno, but it's drivin me nuts!'