king derp the 5th
this is the story of king derp the 5th.
one day a derp named derp was born in a....derp...barn?
derp was a sexy derp known from miles around the land of derpington. on day queen derp met the young derp and made him king. so now he was king derp of derpington. one day qween elsderp and her sister anaderp came to vist him. elsderp siad to king derp 'i sall freeze your land and steal your tacos" she growled
"why elsderp whyyyyy" he screamed the end
