For many years
I’ve had my fun loving two, wife and mistress,it’s true.
Double the pleasure,double the fun.
Now,my heart says my time is nearly done.
It was never my intention to cheat.
During a brief separation
the other woman I did meet.
The wife said come back for the sake of the kid.
So I left the other womans bed,yes I did.
The mistress said of this she would not speak if I gave her one day a week.
Variety is the spice of life.
I did enjoy myself boucing from mistress to wife.
Now,I lay in my hospital bed dying from a heart attack.
I’d rather kick the bucket,than come back.
Because they stand over me and bitch and moan,
when I’m the one that has to die alone !