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Only the Nose Knows



Only the nose knows just where it goes.
Itís been well documented in prose.
Itís kind of obvious I suppose.
I donít know how this subject arose.

You donít want to put it on masterís toes
Because when heís mad it really shows.
You will be sorry itís where you chose.
No walk today?Öjust one of your woes.

You can put some on one of his foes
Or maybe on snooty girlfriendís hose.
Sheíll freak out if itís on her clothes.
And maybe he just might not propose.

Donít put it where masterís garden grows,
And not on your chainÖ.that really blows.
Lots of my friends act like dumb dodos,
Not like meÖ.my nose is one of the pros

Only the nose knows just where it goes.
Itís been well documented in prose.
Itís kind of obvious I suppose.
I donít know how this subject arose.
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