His Wife
A man walks through the front door of his house, suddenly feeling a feeling of bombardment!
He say to his wife,"You were once the sunshine to me! Now you have become the clouds and the
rain that covers me!"
He say to his wife, "Your tongue has become the dog that bites me!"
His wife say to him, "I need you to water my lawn!"
His wife say to him, "I need you to dust my furniture!"
His wife say to him, "I need you to wash my dishes!"
His wife say to him, "I need you to walk my dog!"
His wife say to him, "I need you to come when I say come! Go when I say go!"
He say to his wife, "What does it feel like to you, being my wife?!"
His wife say,"Exactly like it feels to you, being my Flunky!"
