Why do you like writing?
Veronica: Because I can write about killing stuff and maiming and death and destruction. Yay.

When did you start writing and why?
Veronica: About a century ago because I was an enslaved scribe.

How long have you been writing?
Veronica: Too long.

What is the best book you have ever read?
Veronica: The Kamasutra.

Who is your favorite author?
Veronica: Moses - he sure knew how to write great fiction.

What is the best story you have ever written?
Veronica: Veronica gets a fist in her ass

What is some advice you would give new writers?
Veronica: Other hole, sweety.