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Follow the Rules

For your safety and convenience, these rules are applied
If you agree to follow them, welcome to the ultimate ride
Ladies in front, men in back
To keep the honey wagon clean, there will be no drinks or snacks
You too could arrive to the parking lot in a ride that's so cool
Just do one simple thing, follow the rules
The honey wagon leaves promptly at three
It cannot wait the driver is always in a hurry
Sometimes the driver may not be here
It is your sole responsibility to get to the gate, in the rules it is stated clear
Everyone must disembark at the designated stop
If you don't like it, get out and walk
A dvd player will soon be installed for a movie on the way
Soon all passangers will wonder, What's the movie today?
Don't fall asleep, you may start to droole
To avoid any chaos, you must follow the rules
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