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Even Zombies Have to Eat

Even Zombies Have to Eat


Banquet, Swanson, Hormel, Zombies are not too choosy

They will eat anything, they prefer a dime store floozy

Frozen pot pies sour milk turns to cottage cheese

They prefer a human some drug dealer sleaze

Nabisco, Frito lay, General Mills 

They want human especially those rape and steal

Raw spaghetti and uncooked meatballs 

They want to eat humans committing serious crimes and breaking the law

The will eat a classic campfire favorite smores

Zombies have standards they don’t want an STD they will eat whores

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