Hitchin' A Ride
Hey mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
I need a lift to happy hour.
Say oh no.
Do you break for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well.
The well that inebriates the guilt.
1,2,1,2,3,4.
Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow.
Fermented salmonella poison oak no.
There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
My tongue is swelling up, as say 1,2,1,2,3,4.
Troubled times, you know I can not lie.
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
My tongue is swelling up I say shit!
Troubled times, you know I can not lie.
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride
I'm hitchin' a ride
I'm hitchin' a ride
I'm hitchin' a ride
I'm hitchin' a ride
I'm hitchin' a ride
I'm hitchin' a ride
I'm hitchin' a ride
I'm hitchin' a ride
