Bad Lunch
There was a black guy a mexican guy and a chinese guy that worked together,
every day on there lunch they would open their lunches, and every day
they each always had the same thing. The black guy alwasy had fried chicken
and potatoes, the mexican guy always had burritos and tacos, and the chinese
guy always rice and a fortune cookie. One day the black guy said to the others
"if i have this for lunch one more day, i'm gonna jump off a cliff."
"me too" agreed the mexican and chinese guy. so the very next day they each
opened their lunches and sure enough, the black guy had fried chicken and potatoes,
the mexican guy had burritos and tacos, and the chinese guy had rice and a
fortune cookie. So they all jumped off a cliff and died. the next week at there
funeral all three wives were crying and speaking to eachother. the black mans
wife said"if i had only known he didn't want that for lunch i never would of made it
for him." the mexican guys wife said"me either i wish he would of told me." after a
long silence the first two wives looked at the chinese mans wife and she said
"don't look at me, he make his own lunch"
