Only the Nose Knows
Only the nose knows just where it goes.
It’s been well documented in prose.
It’s kind of obvious I suppose.
I don’t know how this subject arose.
You don’t want to put it on master’s toes
Because when he’s mad it really shows.
You will be sorry it’s where you chose.
No walk today?…just one of your woes.
You can put some on one of his foes
Or maybe on snooty girlfriend’s hose.
She’ll freak out if it’s on her clothes.
And maybe he just might not propose.
Don’t put it where master’s garden grows,
And not on your chain….that really blows.
Lots of my friends act like dumb dodos,
Not like me….my nose is one of the pros
Only the nose knows just where it goes.
It’s been well documented in prose.
It’s kind of obvious I suppose.
I don’t know how this subject arose.
