Why do you like writing?
: I like to annoy people ... it's suually the easiest thing to do ...
When did you start writing and why?
: as a boy
How long have you been writing?
: 66 years ...
What is the best book you have ever read?
: the bible in tounge twisters
Who is your favorite author?
: Marx .... Groucho
What is the best story you have ever written?
: my life in the Hebrides ,,, with a pice of cheese
What is some advice you would give new writers?
: just annoy the hell out of them .. they aren't going to pay you anyway ...