Why do you like writing?
: I like writing because there's nothing better to do most of the time.
When did you start writing and why?
: I started writing in the year 0007 and wished I had started earlier.
How long have you been writing?
: Do the math.
What is the best book you have ever read?
: A confederacy of dunces by John Kennedy Toole.
Who is your favorite author?
: John Kennedy Toole
What is the best story you have ever written?
: Uh...you means written, right?
What is some advice you would give new writers?