Why do you like writing?
Barbo: I like writing because there's nothing better to do most of the time.

When did you start writing and why?
Barbo: I started writing in the year 0007 and wished I had started earlier.

How long have you been writing?
Barbo: Do the math.

What is the best book you have ever read?
Barbo: A confederacy of dunces by John Kennedy Toole.

Who is your favorite author?
Barbo: John Kennedy Toole

What is the best story you have ever written?
Barbo: Uh...you means written, right?

What is some advice you would give new writers?
Barbo: WRITE!