Why do you like writing?
: Because I can write about killing stuff and maiming and death and destruction. Yay.
When did you start writing and why?
: About a century ago because I was an enslaved scribe.
How long have you been writing?
: Too long.
What is the best book you have ever read?
: The Kamasutra.
Who is your favorite author?
: Moses - he sure knew how to write great fiction.
What is the best story you have ever written?
: Veronica gets a fist in her ass
What is some advice you would give new writers?
: Other hole, sweety.